Re: will you have a little derision on that banana?

jesus christ, scottie, and I was just going to say the ONE thing you should
really be complaining about is my complete lack of a sense of humor.

I have a page up on my website devoted to literary theory links. I think
you'll find the graphic interesting.

http://artisanitorium.thehydden.com/nonfiction/litcrit/theory.htm

see, I'm really not always this bad.

Jim

Scottie Bowman wrote:

> 'Oh, you have him now? God help you. I had him in 3B.
> They used to call him Jimmy the Creeper.'
>
> 'That's a bit hard, isn't it?'
>
> 'No, it's not. All we ever got from him was: ''Clean the board
> for you, sir?'' - ''Help you with the books, sir?'' - ''That was
> really interesting, sir.'' I felt like puking in the end. My wife had
> him in Infants & he was just as bad then. Used to bring her
> the proverbial apple. She had to keep disposing them out
> the car window until one day she was stopped by the cops.'
>
> 'Does his homework, though.'
>
> 'Oh God, yes. You'll find him in the library all hours. Him &
> his colour-coded notebooks.'
>
> 'Still. Better than the jokers at the back of the class.'
>
> 'You mean those bright little eyes gazing up at you from the front
> row? It was all I could do sometimes to stop myself smashing him
> in the face.'
>
> 'He seems to have got to you.'
>
> 'What really pissed me off was the way he kept going on about
> my age: ''Someone your age, sir, should take more care. Sir''.
> ''You really are wonderful for your age, sir.'' Always that bloody:
> ''Sir.'' I swear to God I often thought about bringing in the gun.'
>
> 'A sort of Columbine in reverse?'
>
> 'Quite.'
>
> Scottie B.
>
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