Camille wrote in bf digest no. 595 in Re: hmm...birthdays...: "You're waiting for that earthshattering moment of closeness that you feel has been denied you all your life.... Sorry to say kids--at the best it's diverting, at the worst it's messy and boring and embarrasing and plain annoying. The world will not move." --You mean to tell me on this listserve there aren't any old or young Lawrencians willing to come [no pun intended] to the rescue of dear old coitus? Has DHL's stock on the Literary Dow fallen that low?