I know that Soul Asylum's Dave Pirner (who used to go out with Winona Ryder before Matt Damon came along) once bought her a first-edition copy of "Catcher" for something like $2000. I can think of a lot of people I dislike more than Danes, Ryder and Paltrow. I still don't want to think what a "typical" Hollywood producer would do to the idea of either Salinger or his fishes. It's not because I think it's too precious for film, and it's not because I underestimate the power of film as an art form. It's because I don't trust or need anyone to fix it to celluloid. I've got enough of a mental picture as it is. (And what good would this list be if Salinger were incapable of even providing vivid images to go with his stories? We would be worshipping a hack. Thank God it's not so.) I would rather see those named do something completely different, something which could still be "inspired" by Salinger (his hurt characters, his dreamy poets, his sharp eye for adolescence, his precocious kiddies, whatever) without jumping all over the little material we have. I say leave it alone. rick