Subject: Re: NYC meeting
From: Tim O'Connor (oconnort@nyu.edu)
Date: Wed Jan 12 2000 - 18:34:43 EST
On Wed, Jan 12, 2000 at 06:22:17PM -0500, Paul Kennedy wrote:
> But I've NEVER seen Mattis Fishman......... ANYWHERE, anytime.......
>
> And the bum keeps resisting my invitations to Yankee Stadium for a Bluejay
> game next summer....
>
> Should I try to buy another deodorant?
I've spoken with SUBJECT: FISHMAN, MATTIS on the telephone.
We made a POSITIVE VOICEPRINT FOR SUBJECT, and VERIFIED IDENTITY.
SUBJECT exhibits SENSE OF HUMOR and SELF-DEPRECATING MANNER.
All indications are the SUBJECT EXISTS AS ADVERTISED.
Subject is NOT THOMAS PYNCHON. Nor is THOMAS PYNCHON THOMAS PYNCHON.
Your DEODORANT has passed the test, from across the border.
My mind has melted from work. Excuse the mechanical outburst.
--tim (who was unable to make the rendezvous but had the Comanches
watching out for me and the Chief)
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