entrance essays
helena kim (helenak@geocities.com)
Sat, 03 Jan 1998 13:47:18 +0000
hello people.
you all thought i'd gone.
didn't you? DIDN'T YOU???
i've just *ploughed* through digests #188 - #200. you've been busy, you
bastards.
i've been occupied with:
A) drinking
B) usenet (geat stuff. buncha weirdos, i tell ya)
C) embellishing various stories to explain to admissions boards what
i've been doing since i graduated in june 1997, and attempting to
convince them that i'm not an alcoholic net addict.
unlike eric and bethany, who felt that sal- IN -ger, (that's with an
*I*) was too close to their hearts to write about, i went straight ahead
and prostituted good ole jd, and wrote 551 trite, cheesy and moralistic
words about F&Z/the fat lady.
but following malcs contribution from hugh gallagher, i've just realised
that i'm *screwed*. they'll never let me in, i'm doomed to a life
working at mcdonalds, doling out bigmacs and rambling about fat ladies
and half eaten chicken sandwiches. *sob*
--
:helena
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/4801/
quote of the week 02 jan 1998:
'if you have scars on your wrists from suicide attempts,
by all means display them proudly. the same goes for
bruises, cuts, and track marks. Abscesses, however
should always be coyly veiled in filmy black fabric.'
- 'makeup tips for the bleak'
http://www.vamp.org/Gothic/Text/makeup.html