Re: how baywatch changed my life


Subject: Re: how baywatch changed my life
From: Tim O'Connor (oconnort@nyu.edu)
Date: Thu Jul 26 2001 - 12:25:50 GMT


On Thu, Jul 26, 2001 at 10:09:10AM -0400, Paul Kennedy wrote:

> OSR--I'm planning on starting a new line of Bambi Kramer greeting cards.
> Anybody care to contribute appropriately inspirational verses?

BRILLIANT! I'm definitely signing myself up for a hitch in the Bambi
Kramer school of greetology:

        TO A DEPARTED LOVER:
        I loved you but now you are gone,
        I mean, like, a hole in the wall.
        You said you'd be mine, dear Ron,
        But you've run off and you won't call.

        CONGRATULATIONS ON GRADUATION:
        Wow! You made it out in one peace, *
        And got a sheepskin, all your own,
        But always remember to think of the fleece
        That graced the lamb that sheepskin came from.

*"Piece" intentionally misspelled, true to form for old Bambi.

Perhaps if I start learning to drink properly, I can contribute
on a more regular basis....

Paul, we'll make a million bucks (Canadian).

--tim

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