Subject: Re: how baywatch changed my life
From: Tim O'Connor (oconnort@nyu.edu)
Date: Thu Jul 26 2001 - 12:25:50 GMT
On Thu, Jul 26, 2001 at 10:09:10AM -0400, Paul Kennedy wrote:
> OSR--I'm planning on starting a new line of Bambi Kramer greeting cards.
> Anybody care to contribute appropriately inspirational verses?
BRILLIANT! I'm definitely signing myself up for a hitch in the Bambi
Kramer school of greetology:
TO A DEPARTED LOVER:
I loved you but now you are gone,
I mean, like, a hole in the wall.
You said you'd be mine, dear Ron,
But you've run off and you won't call.
CONGRATULATIONS ON GRADUATION:
Wow! You made it out in one peace, *
And got a sheepskin, all your own,
But always remember to think of the fleece
That graced the lamb that sheepskin came from.
*"Piece" intentionally misspelled, true to form for old Bambi.
Perhaps if I start learning to drink properly, I can contribute
on a more regular basis....
Paul, we'll make a million bucks (Canadian).
--tim
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