Will the real JD Salinger please stand up!
Scott Wachtler (sfvat@scfn.thpl.lib.fl.us)
Sun, 06 Jul 1997 17:21:59 -0400 (EDT)
You know someone in the last few posts said something to the effect (can I
be more ambiguous than that?) that all the people who don't find our Jerry
imposter funny should lighten up. Maybe the reason people don't find it
funny is because it just silly and stupid. It's not witty, charming,
ingenious or even remotely believable. I agree with Will and the others
who say that it would be better for this person to join in a discussion
rather than waste everyone's time with this farce. This list does become
farily highbrow on occasions. Sometimes that's good and sometimes it
sounds like someone blowing smoke out their ass, but all in all it's far
better than all this I'm Falkner, I'm Salinger, I'm D.B Cooper crap!
I know how we can put an end to this! Maybe like the Fat Lady Seymour
talks about, We're ALL Salinger! Yeah, that's it! Problem solved so,
sorry guy from Kentucky. We all seem to be Jerry!
Scott Wachtelr (AKA JD)
PS: In regards to spelling. There is a quote that I once read by Mark
Twain that sums up my spelling philosphy.
"I can't respect a man who is only creative enough to spell a word
one way!"
I'm not sure if that's exactly it so don't crucify me!