JD Who?

Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Wed, 28 Jul 1999 07:54:38 +0100

    When you consider the absolute avalanche of rubbish 
    over the past week or two - from my own senile flatulence 
    on the one hand to the generalised infantile hyperemesis 
    on the other - isn't it rather obvious that, on this list, 
    enthusiasm can be generated for almost any topic under 
    the sun EXCEPT the writing of JD Salinger? 

    It's like belonging to a church where the clap-happy 
    Christians will play you their guitars & tambourines, 
    campaign for gay rights, sell you holidays to the Dead Sea, 
    enlist Christers for Clinton - do virtually anything to avoid 
    a consideration of the words & life of Jesus of Nazareth.
    
    Maybe the time has come to admit honestly that, 
    for most of us here, he's really an extinct volcano whose 
    modest oeuvre has now been wrung dry of all further 
    possible comment.
    
    Scottie B.