In message <006f01bebeda$dee12e80$23927dc2@elite-customer>, Scottie Bowman <rbowman@indigo.ie> writes > '... I'm Scottish by birth, too, (third generation off > the boat ...' > > 'Look, Pa. I'm a captain.' (Showing his new boating cap > to his father.) > > 'Sure, son. To me your a captain. To your mother - > she loves yah - sure, you're a captain. And to your > Uncle Herbie. To them all, your're a captain. > But, believe me son. To a captain, you ain't no captain.' > > Scottie B. > Exactly. I'm British and you're all Americans to me! -- Colin Pink