The March 5 edition of _The Chronicle of Higher Education_ has a back cover essay called "Literary Mergers, From 'Moby-Shtick' to "Madame Gatsby'" by Lawrence Doughlas and Alexander George. In this piece of literary humor was this passage which I offer to our list because it seemed funny...please take it in the light of the subject header, I'm recovering (badly) from root canal and not going to defend it beyond doing my bananafish duty and reporting it...the whole essay is a playful attempt a merging great novels to play with the increasing trend of international mergers... "Thatcher in the Rye: In this sparkling merger of J.D. Salinger's seminal tale of adolescence with Martin Amis's _Money_, Holden Caulfield decides to sell out big time and throw himself into the world of phonies. Armed with a B.A. in semiotics from Brown, Holden heads to London, where a P.R. job with Saatchi & Saatchi has him running an ad campaign for an unprecedented re-election bid by the Iron Lady. Read on as Holden pawns his brother's mitt to support his coke habit, and as he and sister Phoebe, now a supermodel with a serious eating disorder, rewrite the rules of the London Club Scene." will