Dr. Bowman, meet Dr. Seuss
Mattis Fishman (mattis@argos.argoscomp.com)
Fri, 12 Mar 1999 09:21:47 -0500 (EST)
Hello all,
It seems that some of us when seeking guidance run quickly
to our most familiar domains and consult our well worn
tomes of wisdom, whether Freudian or Deconstructionist.
I should perhaps be ashamed to admit that I turn to a somewhat
less scholarly, if more enjoyable, work of the eminent doctor
mentioned in the subject line, entitled "One Fish, Two Fish".
While omitting what would seem to be an obligatory reference to
bananas, it still contains such gems as "Today is gone, today
is done/Tomorrow is another one."
So in the spirit of a recent posting, I felt inspired to
present a fragment of a little know work called "Green Ink
and (you should pardon the expression) Hams".
all the best,
Mattis
Green Ink and (you should pardon the expression) Hams
Red or black, purple or pink
I smile upon without a wink
Yet my poor heart begins to sink
When I see words penned in green ink
It has a most annoying stink
Like some noxious, cloying drink
If only of yourself you think
Your putrid words deserve green ink