Re: Registered Letter for Ms. Camille Scaysbrook
Camille Scaysbrook (verona_beach@hotpop.com)
Thu, 07 Oct 1999 13:11:32 +1000
Dear Mr Cabn,
As a fellow Buster Keaton fan (Sherlock Jr is the best but I have a soft
spot for The General) I would like you to see the funny side of the
following situation:
1) A week ago I was in hospital
2) An hour ago I was in the dentists having one of my wisdom teeth pulled
(theoretically leaving me 3/4 as wise)
Therefore I am attempting to limit my email correspondence to those of the
`you're completely wrong, this is what I think' category and not of the
slightly less useful `yeah, I agree' or `thanks (:' And seeing I rarely
disagree with you, I haven't really required any ripostes for Citycabn in
the former category. To condense: despite my jolly exterior I've been
having a pretty hard time of it lately.
Hope this clears things up - ah! I think I can feel the sensation coming
back to my lower jaw!
Camille
verona_beach@hotpop.com
> Dear Ms. Scaysbrook,
>
> On Oct. 5, our client, citycabn, wrote ten posts.
>
> On Oct. 6, you wrote seven posts. Yours commenced with: "Jim wrote,"
"Matt
> wrote," "Will wrote," "Lee wrote," "Gene wrote," and, last but not least,
> "Scottie wrote." No "citycabn wrote."
>
> Our question is: Do we need to tell him that his posts are *that* bad?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Caulfield, Glass & Co., CPAs
>
> P.S. We would like to remind you that it was *his* sleuthing that
unearthed
> the true identity of Les Glass. (Granted, we, ourselves, are of the firm
> opinion that none of the aforementioned ten posts posted anything of
> memorable worth.) If we may add, we *are* in agreement with your
reference
> as to the location of where all great literature ultimately is read.
> However, we caution you *not* to take any valuable first editions in
there.
> The humidity kills the collectible condition.
>
>