In the immortal words of Francisco Franco: 'Ah yes, but I have a fifth column INSIDE Madrid...' I now find that in that very hour when I'm trying to uphold standards of decency in the outside world, one of my own kith, MY OWN, has been worming his way into the system & disseminating stuff from my address under the name Archy. This is outrageous. First the incident of the yellow dye marker, then the strawberries.... Hand me the ball bearings. Scottie B.