As of 4:25 p.m. (California time), *my* favorite post, dated October 20, 1999, is *still* Craig King's "Shower Curtains". (Just in case you might be wondering.) -----Original Message----- From: craig king <ck31@ukc.ac.uk> To: bananafish@lists.nyu.edu <bananafish@lists.nyu.edu> Date: Wednesday, October 20, 1999 9:55 AM Subject: Shower Curtains >ello, > >today i somehow struck up a conversation with a stranger in the library >about salinger. > >she hadn't read any of his books and i mentioned franny and zooey, my >favourite, with its little pink cover and water-stained pages from the time >i read it beginning to end in the bathtub and almost collapsed when i >emerged as the heat had weakened my legs. she asked why i liked it. and i >told her about this marvellous scarlet shower curtain with canary-yellow >sharps, flats and so on all over it. and that if the bathroom in which zooey >reluctantly chats to bessie about franny ever dims in my memory there's >always this vivid scarlet and yellow shower curtain with zooey on one side >and bessie on the other, a cigarette in her mouth and a frown on his face. >that's what sprang to mind, first off, before anything. > >i LOVE this shower curtain. it is the shower curtain of all shower curtains. >weirdly, somewhere at the heart of that precious little book, for me, is >this damn curtain with its strong colours and lengthy dialogues. > >now my damn shower curtain insists on trying to attach itself to me when i'm >trying to wash my hair. and it is the most ugly of non-colours. at least >there is someone in the fictional world with a curtain worth talking about. > >craig > >