(with apologies to Stevens) (the other four ways are in the trash) 1. Among four J.D.Salinger books, the only moving thing was the eye of a bananafish. 2. I was of three minds, as I read the posts of three bananafishes. 3. A lonely bananafish posted and posted. It was part of the Cosmic School of Fishes. 4. A man and a woman are one. A man and a woman and a bananafish are an odd sight. 5. I do not know which to prefer: the parentheses themselves or the space between them; the post of the bananafish in the inbox or spread across the screen. 6. O thin men of Academia, why do you imagine what the author has not? Do you not see angry bananafishes swarming near your offices? 7. He rode over Cornish in a Jaguar. Once, a fear pierced him, that he was being followed by bananafishes. 8. The pages of the book are done. The bananafish begins rereading. 9. Across continents, it is morning, afternoon, evening and tomorrow: bananafishes log on. --Bruce