97 years ago (1902), Scottish bard William McGonagall, whose work has been distinguished as "the worst poetry ever written, in any language, at any time," dies in Edinburgh, aged 72. You know...there's a world of possibilities here. A WORST POETRY contest. Gawd, we need to have one ;) I say this knowing someone's going to hook me up. Dear Thor -- isn't it just a little bit scary that we agree about Hapworth? :) Jim