No need for psychoanalysis, Mike. You're obviously one sick boy. Which is an excellent start for a career in writing. Another good thing to have is a natural aptitude. And this you seem to have in spades. Can words ever convey what a pleasure, what a delight, it is to read a piece of English that consists of clear thoughts expressed in simple, lucid sentences? The hardest, most expensive stylistic trick of all to acquire. In a desert of emotive, tortuous, barely intelligible prose your post shone out like that lonely candle in this naughty world. You're very badly needed around these parts. For Cripe's sake, don't go away. Scottie B.