Thor confesses, apparently without a hint of remorse: "IT WAS A HOLIDAY. WE HAD A COOKOUT. Is there some law that says since I'm divorced, I can never have a picnic or laughs with friends ever again?" Yes, it was a holiday, Thor, Memorial Day to be exact. This day is about the memory of the soldiers who gave their lives to protect us and our way of life from the communists and fascists of this world. And what do you do? You get together with your friends, chug beers, have a goddamn cookout and a few laughs. What did you and your friends do next, stumble to the nearest veterans cemetary to piss on the graves? Well, Mr. Party Animal, I hope you enjoyed yourself because there are thousands of veterans who, thanks to some sniper in a bell tower, won't be attending anyone's picnic. Shame on you, Sean