Camille and all, Well, that was some dream you had! I will have to leave its interpretation to the professionals among us, and I am afraid that all of my attempts at self-hypnosis ended in something less than failure, but cheer up, I have some good news. I can help you with some of Salinger's tips because I too was in that dream. That's right, that was me, that was I, with the tortoise shell horn rimmed glasses and lime green bermuda shorts. Of course I only remember two pieces of advice, but perhaps that is enough. The first was "always be sure to use upper and lower case letters correctly" and the second was "wear sunscreen". Changing topics, your observations about Salinger's characters' involvement in the theater was appreciated. I have often wondered what we are supposed to learn from the Glass children's involvement in It's a Wise Child, and why it seems to be mentioned so often. Though I do not see their participation in it as "phony", rather that all the children involved did their best to be themselves, as we see how Seymour loved to listen to Zooey being his dreamiest. Perhaps when you mention the show and phoniness in the same sentence you are refering to the whole concept of the show by its producers, to use children's innocent utterances to sell powdered soap. all the best, Mattis