Santa Claus

jordie chambers (jordiekc@rocketmail.com)
Tue, 25 May 1999 14:27:49 -0700 (PDT)

Hi all.  I was just watching a TV special about belief and
faith.  I was curious, when and how did you stop believing
in Santa Claus?

I stopped believing in him when a burglar trashed our
house a couple of days before Christmas.  My folks told me
to tell them when I hear funny noises in the house.  I
told them that I thought Santa was coming early this year
because he'd be extra busy (there was a famine in Africa
at the time).  They told me that Santa didn't exist.  I
took it pretty well, I was even glad.  I'd rather believe
he was imaginary than to believe he was a thief.  Son of a
bitch probably would've eaten the cookies too if I'd set
them out for him.  He took everything.   
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