I'm not sure, Jim, what you mean by 'his subjects in these schools'. Sherborne & Eton are two of the best (second level - age 11 to 18) schools in England. (What we call 'public' & you would call 'private.) One doesn’t take 'subjects' as one might in a university (& which I believe Americans sometimes refer to as 'school'.) They offer a general range of education with no specialisation until the last year or two. And you can take my word for it that anyone teaching French & German in Eton has a pretty thorough grounding in the 'literature' of those languages. Your revelation of childhood asthma is, of course, cheating. My reference to your curious linguistic tic of introducing so many posts with that 'heh' had nothing to do with any actual pathology you might suffer. To introduce such a personal diversion at once opens other possibilities. Just as my introduction of my anterior cardiac infarct might expose me to comments on the aggressive personality traits that so often go with such a lesion, so may your asthma expose you to a discussion of the marked inhibitory/repressive features that so often go with *it*. Beyond all that, I'm interested that my innocuous tease should arouse such strong feelings. You & Tim may offer various exceptions to the rule (in which, incidentally, le Carre used the word 'mainly') but it's something of a cliché that most artists look on critics & commentators with contempt. I wasn't offering anything new. But what was it? Was it the word 'failure'? Scottie B.