Subject: Re: Have a look at this!
From: Cecilia Baader (ceciliabaader@yahoo.com)
Date: Tue Jul 31 2001 - 18:21:05 GMT
--- Tim O'Connor <oconnort@nyu.edu> wrote:
>
> It's a kind of Wisconso-mania, I think. But it's harmless. As I am.
As if any right-thinking bananafish should believe THAT, you
Wisconsomaniac. I know how insidious you can be, Evil Tim. Even as we
speak, people are probably running, crazed, through the streets of New
York searching for the answers to all that is cheese. And it is you,
you, who is behind stirring up all this insanity. Harmless? Ha. Next
thing you know, all the great writers of our generation will be running,
starving, hysterical, naked, to Madison.
> I think you're on to something. But you'll need to go deeper into
> Wisconsin. Deep within the caves, where they store the 22 unpublished
> stories. For (it is written ... somewhere) there you will find the
> cheese references.
Ah, yes. You can find them down in the grove where the grickle-grass
grows, but only on Wednesdays in March where there is a full moon and
you have a Hobbit as your guide.
> It is said that there is a library in the state
> that collects only American Cheese Literature, and it is said that
> Cecilia knows the location, but is compelled, by virtue of her
> knowledge, to keep it to herself.
Just call me the Gatekeeper, the Defender of all that is Cheese.
> This is a mystery well worth pursuing. "The High
> Life on Toast Points: Dairy Influences in the Work of J.D. Salinger."
I can see that I haven't been careful enough with my experiments, drat
you. Exposed, for all the world to see.
Cripes. Off again to my secret bubbler to hatch out a new plan to
protect my adopted home from interlopers.
Tra la,
Cecilia.
(Don't worry, folks. Tim's just gone completely around the bend, and
I'm only following him like the gamester that I am.)
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